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MY SISTER’S DOG HAD PUPPIES THIS MORNING. THEY MAKE NOISES LIKE THE THEME TO STAR TREK AND ONE POOED ON MY SISTER. OH MY GOD PUPPIES.

MY SISTER’S DOG HAD PUPPIES THIS MORNING. THEY MAKE NOISES LIKE THE THEME TO STAR TREK AND ONE POOED ON MY SISTER. OH MY GOD PUPPIES.

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This is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. This is a Staffie. This adorable, sweet, tongue-poking dog is a HORRIBLE, AGGRESSIVE BREED. Like fuck. Staffies are so fucking adorable and sweet-natured. In fact, the only Staffies I’ve met have been stray dogs, abandoned dogs, left all alone in the world for no reason dogs, and they’ve been the sweetest little things. Administering Benylin to a dog who only wants to sit in your lap and lick your face is, admittedly a bit difficult, but also the highlight of a day that involves scooping shit and trying not to get bitten by spoilt, pampered Jack Russells and Cocker Spaniels and fucking West Highland Terriers. I’d take a Staffie over any one of those any day of the week and I just wish other people would think for all of one minute and realise that hey, breeds aren’t bad, owners are bad and all this dog needs is some love (which it probably won’t get because people don’t think and they only want stupid, small dogs and don’t give a shit that Staffies (and other ‘aggressive’ breeds) are put down every single day just because no one wants them due to their ‘bad reputation’).. Rahhhhh!

This is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. This is a Staffie. This adorable, sweet, tongue-poking dog is a HORRIBLE, AGGRESSIVE BREED. Like fuck. Staffies are so fucking adorable and sweet-natured. In fact, the only Staffies I’ve met have been stray dogs, abandoned dogs, left all alone in the world for no reason dogs, and they’ve been the sweetest little things. Administering Benylin to a dog who only wants to sit in your lap and lick your face is, admittedly a bit difficult, but also the highlight of a day that involves scooping shit and trying not to get bitten by spoilt, pampered Jack Russells and Cocker Spaniels and fucking West Highland Terriers. I’d take a Staffie over any one of those any day of the week and I just wish other people would think for all of one minute and realise that hey, breeds aren’t bad, owners are bad and all this dog needs is some love (which it probably won’t get because people don’t think and they only want stupid, small dogs and don’t give a shit that Staffies (and other ‘aggressive’ breeds) are put down every single day just because no one wants them due to their ‘bad reputation’).. Rahhhhh!

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Stroked this dog for so long today and built up so much static that I gave us both electric shocks.

Stroked this dog for so long today and built up so much static that I gave us both electric shocks.

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Things I Really, Really Want: Irish Wolfhound Edition.

I’m going to have two and I’m going to live in a cottage on a hill in Devon and I’m going to go for windy country walks and wander about the countryside shouting “Merlin!” and “Archimedes!” (for they will be their names) and then we’re going to sit in front of the fire and they will curl up on the floor and I will curl up in a chair with tea and a book.

Yes, please.

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That dog definitely doesn’t need any of that food. I get so frustrated with people with fat pets; they didn’t get fat by themselves, and it’s fucking cruel to keep them that way.

That dog definitely doesn’t need any of that food. I get so frustrated with people with fat pets; they didn’t get fat by themselves, and it’s fucking cruel to keep them that way.

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This is Soletrader Peekaboo, otherwise known as Gilly, a Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen. She won Reserve Best in Show at Crufts this year. Her owners and showers are my sister’s bosses:Tremendously exciting!

This is Soletrader Peekaboo, otherwise known as Gilly, a Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen. She won Reserve Best in Show at Crufts this year. Her owners and showers are my sister’s bosses:

Tremendously exciting!

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